vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

dick bomb

The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.

Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"

by bonk.b!tch January 26, 2020

Dick Bomb

Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.

Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."

by Woofhound November 30, 2016

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 02, 2018

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 04, 2020