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dick bitch

lowkey your man fine..
BITCH TF YOU A DICK
No i'm not a dick bitch!
by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023
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dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.
Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!
by Boffo1 February 14, 2023
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Dick

The most disgusting organ a body can have
by Ariel the Creator February 15, 2023
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Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.
I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!
by Topher1982 February 16, 2023
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by Goomba420 February 16, 2023
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Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023
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Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan
(Name) has a orphan dick.
by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023
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