Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.

Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.

by ChodePriest June 11, 2023

DIRTY KELISE

When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.

" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."

by Shittysmiffy April 22, 2023

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dirty Mulweli

The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.

I spent too long doing a Dirty Mulweli and my fingers got all pruney.

by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020

dirty sanchbrow

When the girl your having sex with no longer has eyebrow(s) drawn on so you stick your dick (or finger) in her butt and draw on new one(s)

I was doing her in the butt and when she turned around and looked at me she was missing an eyebrow I pulled my dick out of her butt and drew a dirty sanchbrow!

I gave her a dirty sanchbrow!

by Ms Behaving October 2, 2021

dirty jayden

this bloke will probably curl one up in your tub after giving his little johnny a good beating.

mate i can’t believe i caught dirty jayden doing that

by tour2025 July 13, 2025

Dirty Sanchez

Giving head while guys taking a dump

Jan gave bill a dirty Sanchez.

by Italiangoddess1979 June 10, 2024