National retard day

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024
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Kayla, Beau and Ilena day

The one day a year on (July 10th) where the only people that matter are Ilena, beau and Kayla
Dammm we can’t do anything today bruh! It’s all Kayla, Beau and Ilena day.
by Jesussandles1! January 18, 2023
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League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.
ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)
by I am broke November 10, 2022
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1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.
"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."
by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022
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Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
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Dreadhead Appreciation Day

The day where everyone comes together and appreciate people with dreads and or locs.
by imjustgreezy May 14, 2023
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Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day
by EMD F59PHI July 26, 2024
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