by Vampxxire February 26, 2021
Get the Dickmug. Expecting to get something good only to have it ripped away. A phrase coined by many in the Law and Order fandom because of his ability to never complete a story or destroy and just give us the Executive Producer Dick Wolf credit at the end.
by MissWhit4015 February 11, 2023
Get the Dick Wolfedmug. A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
Get the Secret dickmug. by Khailaty December 4, 2018
Get the Grinch dickmug. similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
Get the dickness protectionmug. A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.
by Ass-mus February 26, 2021
Get the Honey dickmug. by HSAAYU January 6, 2020
Get the Dickmug.