ethical dick pic

sending someone a shlong shot to disrupt, expose, or otherwise publicly shame an evildoer mid deed

Lex ethical dick pic'd his cheating spouse, prematurely ending their "photo shoot" with a Hinge connect.

by wordwitchj September 15, 2023

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

dick

a man's penis.

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck

by swear guy September 16, 2023

Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid

Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.

by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023

dick exercise

An exercise where you exercise you penis so that it gets bigger when it’s hard

Because he did so many dick exercises, he can lift 150lbs with his cock!

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023