Stick-Dick

When your penis is longer then it is wide

Guy: bro my dick is so long

Other Guy: is it thick tho?

Guy: nah bro

Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then

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Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

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When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

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A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,

by The God Of Sea November 02, 2018

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A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

by RetroThis January 24, 2015

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Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.

Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

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When you drink expensive red wine and your dick is sore the next day

by BigPhatRoundOne July 22, 2024

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