vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016

Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

Dick

A penis

His dick is really small

by Dat_Hguy November 26, 2017

Dick rider

Used to describe a teacher's pet. Someone who gets special treatment (from a teacher for example) and does things to please people sometimes.

That girl is such a dick-rider. She acts like a teacher's pet.

Dick rider people

by cecehelps.org January 15, 2024

Dick Eating

What mfs named Azavion do ona daily basis

Nahhh bros mouth full with all that dick eating

by L_Clifton June 10, 2022

Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024