Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

Dick Glitter Bomb

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.

Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.

by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023

little big dick

when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

by little big dicky June 27, 2017

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 3, 2023

Dick head

Some whose a woman or a man Who Has Sex in his mind all the time

Dick Head

by Just Jeffry2 November 12, 2023