When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.
Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.
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Get the Camp Mosey Wood mug.A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.
“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
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Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.
Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
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