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Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.
Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.
by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025
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Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.
"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."
by God'sMistake November 9, 2025
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Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick
by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025
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PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year
I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar
by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025
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Camp Mosey Wood

Girl 1: How was your week at Camp Mosey Wood?
Girl 2: Good, but I think I might be a lesbian
by crwsb November 17, 2025
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Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.
“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
by Bsvant December 26, 2025
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Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025
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