Russian Washcloth

A woman's bush covered with cum after at least 3 men ejaculate onto it, usually occurring after an orgy.

Did you see her Russian Washcloth? She's gonna have a hard time scrubbing all that jizz out of her muff.

by Peter's Python January 15, 2014

Russian idealism

Argues for a state religion to keep scapegoating institutionalized.

Views secularism and liberalism as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

Russian idealism views democracy as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

It pushes for a state church, state infrastructure, and mecha-pagan aesthetics (in a Soviet context) to consolidate scapegoating.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters

no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist

by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019

Russian Roll

When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.

Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound

by ChapChapBerry October 7, 2019

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022