Simp

Thin. Frail. Twitchy. But energetic. Usually named Eric. In charge of food orders at medium to large companies.

Eric is a simp.

by Dread64 April 30, 2020

Simp

Any brandon you come across

Omg brandon is such a simp it’s so crazy

by xoxo.amiraaa November 30, 2020

Simp

@NLBCHRIS

See that simp going crazy over that goth girl?

by delpbj February 20, 2020

Simp

Obviously you lmfao

Damn, you're such a simp. Especially for anime characters. Get a life dude.

by TheRoronoa May 18, 2021

Simp

A man who prides himself on his painting skills, in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

She forced him to paint. He’s a simp.

by mkr71 June 6, 2020

Simp

A guy who comments on every Facebook post

Steve is such a simp, he’s always commenting on her Facebook posts

by Sugmabalztoday May 11, 2021

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

"Tell me what's makin you jump like that? SIMP - Squirrels In My Pants!"

by cxrs October 17, 2020