mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

Mud Trunk

Dirty poop dick. Traces of wet butt sludge left on the penis.

Ray bent her over and proceeded to dip his mud trunk in to her swamp fortress

by dacontjl1891 August 21, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021

Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018

Mud Froggin

A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.

Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.

Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"

by Joedecop September 20, 2014

Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.

Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.

by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022