David

Gay

David is gay

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.

David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.

by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017

David

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.

"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"

by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021

David

A smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man

David is a smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man

by anonymous May 19, 2022

David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021