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One-eyed Freddie Mercury 

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When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.
*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
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One Pieced 

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The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.
I one pieced my girl last night.
One Pieced by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018
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One woman party 

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When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.
I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.
One woman party by Pashitza June 12, 2018
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One inch pinch 

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A man with a very small penis
"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"
One inch pinch by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018
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One tit wonder 

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When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.
Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
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one seat one scarf

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A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
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