Smoked

Not thinking clearly due to a lot of partying and not enough sleep. Out of it.

I couldn't remember where I parked my car today, talk about smoked!

by Nilesgirl March 4, 2018

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019

Smoke Shacked

When a player in Ping Pong Player rips the ball 1506 mph past the opposing player to get a point.

Maxwell is crying because he got smoke shacked by Erik last round.

by erocktopguy January 16, 2017

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

Out for a Smoke

When you get a new whip and you take it out for a smoke

Hey Dan, have you take that new Merc out for a smoke

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 27, 2021

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 22, 2020