No Nut December 

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.

Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*

No Nut December by CaptainDonaldDick December 1, 2017

cleg nut 

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

cleg nut by bigman March 14, 2003

a sports nut

A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.

I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.

a sports nut by Lex_Vane November 5, 2013

numb nut 

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.

1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.

numb nut by Pete October 12, 2003

Gator Nut 

The larger of the two testicles that hangs lower. In theory the alligator would be able to reach that one. It is usually refered to as the favored one, like the most loved child.

I had testicular cancer when I was in college and had to have a testie removed. At least it wasn't my Gator Nut.

Gator Nut by Steveo-mac May 18, 2009

sap nut 

Sap Nut: is a sexual fetish where someone puts maple syrup on their balls and has someone lick it off.

Justin: Dude that hooker charged me 50 bucks for a Sap Nut.
Steve: That's messed up my dog did it for free.

sap nut by Dave Lickersnach December 18, 2014

Puss nut 

A person who follows all orders and never disobeys parents or other authoritative figures.

Person A: "I can't sneak out tonight, my parents would be mad"
Person B: "stop being such a puss nut"

Puss nut by Shomosexual's amigo February 18, 2009