A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023
Get the food snake mug.Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.
“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”
“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”
“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”
by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky January 3, 2024
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Get the food special mug.A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.
The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.
by Kittycares September 8, 2019
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I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
Get the Great British food spank mug.Food Munch: (noun) A person who frequently snacks, eats, or takes food from others, often without asking. A food munch may have an insatiable appetite for food and may be seen as always hungry or constantly in search of their next meal or snack. The term "food munch" is not widely used, but it may be used to describe someone who has a particular fondness or obsession with food.
"Watch out for Sarah at the potluck, she's a real food munch and will eat everything in sight!"
"I invited my friend over for a movie night, but he turned out to be a total food munch and ate all the snacks within the first 10 minutes."
"I invited my friend over for a movie night, but he turned out to be a total food munch and ate all the snacks within the first 10 minutes."
by FoodChomper3000 April 18, 2023
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“food we eat that shit”
by winstonbishop123 August 10, 2021
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