Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

Mexican soccer pee by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

mexican lap band 

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

mexican lap band by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

mexican jinx 

one up on jinx

When one person knows the other is going to say jinx and the other says Mexican jinx

mexican jinx by 1gingernut May 24, 2016

Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

Mexican fruit tart by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Mexican refill 

Filling an assholes half empty beer up w piss while adding a lime to conceal the scent then giving it right back to him

one time my buddy tried to stiff me on a bar tab so before we left I gave him an old fashioned Mexican refill

Mexican refill by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016

mexican chilli bowl 

The act of eating super spicy chilli then shitting in someone's open mouth the aftermath of the spicy chilli diarrhea

Dude that girl is a real freak she wanted me to give her a Mexican chilli bowl

mexican chilli bowl by Anonymous 199123 December 18, 2016

Mexican Zeus 

Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'

They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.

Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!

Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?

Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!

Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!

Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)

Mexican Zeus by T&T'sDictionary January 12, 2017