by n.nyo85 November 11, 2020
Get the No Make-Up Maymug. For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
by Corpserooter June 6, 2018
Get the May Hand jobmug. People born on this day are the most amazing people you will probably ever meet. They are always laughing and have plenty to say only if your very close to them. Infront of strangers or people that they don't completely trust OR even people they have a crush on, they are usually very quiet. If you find one of these funny, kind, adventurous, beings then be sure to hold onto them for they give great advice and are capable of making you laugh so hard that you pee your pants! Even if your 40, 50, 60, 70 or any age they will always find a way to make you smile. NEVER let go of this person!!
Woah! your born on May 11 2007 , we should be friends!
May 11 2007 babies are the best
People born on May 11 2007 always got my back
May 11 2007 babies are the best
People born on May 11 2007 always got my back
by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021
Get the may 11 2007mug. Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?
Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may
Steve: oh ok that's fine
Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may
Steve: oh ok that's fine
by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020
Get the Midget molesting maymug. by Meow133 March 5, 2012
Get the May 21, 2011mug. May 24th is celebrated as victoria day all over Canada, but in Ontario it is also celebrated as may 2-4 weekend
May 2-4 weekend is the weekend in which teenagers go and camp in the forest and get insanely drunk
Best part about it is that nobody cares not even the cops
May 2-4 weekend is the weekend in which teenagers go and camp in the forest and get insanely drunk
Best part about it is that nobody cares not even the cops
Billy: hey chase you doing may 2-4 this year?
Chase: nah sorry bro but my parents dont trust me to share a tent with Stacy
Billy: ah makes sense
Chase: nah sorry bro but my parents dont trust me to share a tent with Stacy
Billy: ah makes sense
by WhatTheFridge May 20, 2019
Get the May 2-4mug. Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.
May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.
by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019
Get the may flower kidsmug.