Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.

Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.

by tcb April 1, 2021

Lesbian

A non-man who loves non-men, which is completely okay, and if you disagree you can jump off a cliff <33

Person 1: “Hey, I have to tell you something. I’m a lesbian.”
Person 2: “Cool! :)”

by nostalgia :) April 6, 2021

pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 11, 2021

Lesbian

Delta and atlas

Person 1 “hey are they straight” Person 2 “no”

Person 1 “Oh they’re lesbian”

by Syrup and mayonnaise April 12, 2021

lesbian

lesbian is someone who is not attracted to men at all. lesbians are so beautiful and valid ilyy <3

lesbians are so valid!

by louisdyke April 28, 2021

Lesbian

A woman who likes women but it also not from the uk

Me: I’m lesbian
Person: I thought you were the uk

by GayyyyFroggggggg May 8, 2021

Chopstick Lesbian

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.

oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)

by chopstickx July 6, 2022