Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job

I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.

by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023

Snow Dojo

(1) A racially mixed person whose parents or ancestors were white and Far East Asian especially (Chinese Central Asian Hawaiian or Filipino) who look fully white or can pass as a white person "Snow" Being reference to the person's very pale skin and European features "Dojo" being reference to their East Asian DNA trying to fight off there European DNA genes and failing.

(2) A white person who learns

Far East Asians fighting's techniques predominantly kung fu and karate

(3) A white male in the military who is stationed in a Far East Asian country like (Indonesia Singapore the Philippines etc.) Who falls in love with a Asian woman and brings her to America

I saw Devon Aoki's in 2 Fast 2 Furious and she look nothing like her Asian father she's a Snow Dojo

The Karate Kid was a classic snow Dojo movie

The reason why Asian women automotives likely persons to marry outside of their race is because of the snow Dojo in the military who fall in love with them

by EmJayee October 2, 2017

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

snow god

Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.

Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!

by DudeWhoShreds December 27, 2015

Snow eater

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

by UbearAq March 6, 2024

snow-verreacting

(V): to overreact or respond more strongly to the news of snow in the forecast than is actually necessary. This is usually followed by a trip to the grocery store to stock up on milk, bread and toilet paper.

From the looks of my Facebook newsfeed we're either having a massive snowstorm or people are seriously snow-verreacting.

by Blonde sugar January 20, 2014