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Post Traumatic Street Disorder

When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.
Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.
by Legal Gang$ta April 8, 2021
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pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
by Elwood82 February 4, 2016
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post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.
Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
by CozyBanx September 16, 2023
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably
*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
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Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities
"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."
by hwls2019 March 13, 2019
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