Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.

Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began

by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021

Humans

most humans are useless Parasites

Hmm,........ Humans!

by What tf do you mean February 24, 2021

scum of humanity

A Menace Of society

I am a scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 2, 2021

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 2, 2021

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.

Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.

by partyofnone March 5, 2021