Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air

So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)

by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Dutch Village

A Sex act in which multiple individuals, often participating in a Gangbang, trap another individual beneath a blanket while engaging in potent, eye watering, gag inducing flatulence.

Markus, Chad, David, and I gave Louise a dutch village; She nearly threw up in the bed!

by GrunkleChunk April 26, 2023

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

Dutch National Anthem

The theme of Formula 1

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple

by Neihlon March 9, 2024