When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold
by Emma+friends February 21, 2017
Get the Cold Soupmug. Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
by tabintoeth May 26, 2018
Get the Cold-forkingmug. Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the The coldmug. Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
by GamingDudester December 4, 2017
Get the Cold Spaghettimug. when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
by : ? l October 14, 2021
Get the cold humpmug. by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025
Get the Cold Carlmug. People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022
Get the Cold cut crackheadmug.