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people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.
Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"
by hothamwater August 9, 2010
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leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
by Dcom001 May 23, 2011
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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
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Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
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STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
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Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
by Personwholives January 8, 2015
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