earwax buddys 

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

earwax buddys by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

Buddé-ism 

pronounced: bud day ism-The act of passing off your workload to someone else (while you play computer video games) and then following it up with a friendly and ever so pleasant, "Thanks buddé."

An example of a Buddé-ism: Overheard from the hallway, "Johnson, I need those TPS reports on my desk by 3pm!"

Johnson then enters your office with the TPS reports, hands them to you and says, "Thanks buddé."

Buddé-ism by Ogre Brett November 18, 2009

biddycruisin

When a group of horny, drunk, strapping, young lads pursues a group of equally horny, drunk, beautiful, young women, with the intention to engage in various sexual acts (most primarily- the blumpkin)

Yo son, grab a 40, we biddycruisin tonight.

I finna biddycruise till the day i die.

My dick is all dried out from biddycruisin last night.

Trojan, check. Spermicidal lube, check. Biddies, check. Lets cruise...

biddycruisin by biddymasta December 14, 2009

Buddhistian 

Someone who is a christian but who also practises variations of meditation and believes in buddhist beliefs like karma

John - hey you coming out tonight?
James - sorry I need to meditate
John - oh, well you gonna come out on sunday?
James - sorry i'm going to church
John - Wait so which are you Buddhist or Christian ??
James - Both! I'm Buddhistian!

Buddhistian by Bowlerhat girl October 25, 2010

Buddhalicious 

Kevin Bello

Kevin: "I'm fat! I have a Buddha belly!"
Sam: "No you're not, Kevin."
Kevin: "Well what do you call Buddha then?"
Sam: " Buddhalicious..."

Buddhalicious by MsStargirl5 June 22, 2011

Lil Buddah 

A Man On a Journey To Achieve Enlightenment. One Who Is Open To The World And Is able To see what the World Is.

Man Kevin Is Such a Lil Buddah

Lil Buddah by lil buddahhhhh December 24, 2008

Jamie Boddy

I LOVE Jamie Boddy!
Basically, she's the shit! She makes me smile when my world is falling apart, she makes me feel like I'm invincible! She's the reason I wake up, write songs, and the reason I breathe! Without her, I'd be a waste of matter! I love her, her smile, her laugh, her eyes, her snot-face, her body, her existence, and her everything! :) :) :)

Every guy needs a Jamie Boddy, but they're hard to find!

Jamie Boddy by MrLucky August 29, 2010