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Brother

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!

Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.

But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019
mugGet the Brothermug.

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
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Brother

Brother doesn't always mean brother.
Just like how Daddy doesn't always mean father.
MewGulf(a ship): We're brothers who love each other very much.
Waanjais(the fandom): *confused smile* *Are we clowns?*
by passtheice September 27, 2020
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Brother Rice

The school that gets fucking dominated by Catholic Central every fucking year.
Look Brother rice lost the boys bowl again to CC
by J_MoneyBandzz October 3, 2023
mugGet the Brother Ricemug.

Brother brother price

To negotiate for a better discounted price for an item or service.
Erin: “The Cost is $100.”
Micheal: “ Give me brother brother price lah..”
Erin: Okay for you can adjust to $80 bro”
by NAHSYK August 16, 2022
mugGet the Brother brother pricemug.

Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet May 13, 2018
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