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Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
by shoelace June 24, 2019
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Alabamian flagbearer

Someone who has sex with their sister on top of a confederate flag
Jimmy, when did you say you became an Alabamian flagbearer again?
by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.
by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019
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Alabama

A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.

It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
by Pippin Jay August 20, 2019
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Arab Hell

Jimmy: Go to Arab Hell
Terrorists: Fuck You
by Badgerac August 25, 2019
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Alabama

A place where brother fucks sister and normal people are considered weirdos.

Welcome to Alabama
Dude, stop acting so Alabama
by PsattyCat September 3, 2019
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