I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug. by Stayout March 29, 2019
Get the Biff and chill matemug. by The Flavor Lab December 4, 2022
Get the Chill Your Grillmug. When you’ve invited you s/o to your place on your work from home day which slowly ends up becoming intimate sexy time. The laptop is kept open of course to ensure an e-mail from the boss is not missed and on a busy work day the thrusting is in sync with email notifications.
Dude: Hey I am working from home today, do yo i want to come over? I have some e-mails to respond to. We can a get some work done!
Girl: Sure I’ll bring my laptop and we can outlook and chill!
Boy: I missed you (looks deeply in the girls eyes)
Girl: I missed you too (begins to unbutton). Fuck me hard baby!
*E-mail notification bling…bling…bling in syncs with the tap…tap…tap… uhh…aahhh…harder…ahhhh
Girl: Sure I’ll bring my laptop and we can outlook and chill!
Boy: I missed you (looks deeply in the girls eyes)
Girl: I missed you too (begins to unbutton). Fuck me hard baby!
*E-mail notification bling…bling…bling in syncs with the tap…tap…tap… uhh…aahhh…harder…ahhhh
by Wordligic12345 May 28, 2023
Get the Outlook and Chillmug. 1.) Relaxed
2.) Liking social gatherings with little purpose but to listen to music, watch movies, or laugh at dumb stuff
3.) Cold or icy to the touch
4.) Jonathan Watson
5.) Michael Jackson
2.) Liking social gatherings with little purpose but to listen to music, watch movies, or laugh at dumb stuff
3.) Cold or icy to the touch
4.) Jonathan Watson
5.) Michael Jackson
by The dic tion ary December 31, 2018
Get the Chillmug. by FluffyPinkUnicorn August 18, 2019
Get the Cable and chillmug. A white whom is a cool person
by WhiteFax June 23, 2023
Get the Chilled Mayomug.