woods

my favorite person in the world.

omg woods i missed you

by wdymyoudontknowmehaha January 11, 2023

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds

Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»

by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022

Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

Wood-block

The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.

She placed the wood-block between his legs and proceeded her action.

by İDoWBBOTBack January 5, 2019