Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

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Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.

There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!

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Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

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