mop top salad

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.

-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl

by PullOverSir March 20, 2020

bottoming from the top

Bottoming From The Top! A top still being top while letting their bottom take charge.

Bottoming From The Top:

Person 1: Did you read that fanfic where the top bottomed?
Person 2: Yeah.

by usergillyflower October 14, 2021

reverse muffin top

When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts

Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"

by shmallison May 9, 2014

top of the ferris wheel

To bring a lady to orgasm through use of the fingers.

Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.

by cooljonesey November 2, 2015

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.

Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.

by nakedtofu September 23, 2013

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021