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sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
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Sleep Anxiety

An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.
I got over my Sleep Anxiety by exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene.
by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023
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sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.
I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.
by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023
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permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught
Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
by wait why am i here March 18, 2023
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South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag
by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023
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Sleep No More

Bloody hell, that car is such a Sleep No More!
by DriverHenryWho3245 June 1, 2024
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Sleep Camelling

A concept of sleep camelling is referred to stocking up on sleep hours in order to later go without sleep for longer periods. It is possible that by sleeping more or longer over a period of time, your body is recharged and recovered and is able to endure longer periods of physical endurance.
Sleep camelling is recommended before a weekend of festival fun.

Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
by ThWise June 11, 2024
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