simp points

Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED

“Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points

by xeexan September 11, 2020

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pogger points

A unit of measurement relating to the progression of an in-game task..

"I have three halibuts. Pogger points. bababoouie.

by NorthByNorthwest November 13, 2020

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Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020

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Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

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The gamer point is a legend of great power a gamer point is when you slam the ball into the post/cross bar ex. you hit the post on a wide open net that's a gamer point keep in mind it has to be the easiest goal you can possibly score now when you hit the cross bar and post that's 2 gamer points so far the world record for gamer points is 3 it was made by me someone who has a crossbar curse meaning i cant score open nets no matter what

me: yo i got it
teammate: I BUMPED HIM OPEN
me: *hits post*
teammate yep that's a fucking gamer point reported

by Stunkey November 15, 2020

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Brownie Points

When a dude poses as he Mr.Perfect , tries to say things that a female wants to hear , make it sound real good aka The Pillow Talker himself

“If my girl nails are $50 , I’ll give her $1500” saying that he’s trying to earn brownie points from the chicks

by Ni66ah Regulations Guide November 19, 2020

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Trauma points

An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.

Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points

by S3B5 January 4, 2021

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