Peter, such a sweet young man. The soulmate of a girl named Chevanity. Peter makes her feel like she is the luckiest women in the world. That is just what Peter does.
by Blem November 22, 2021
Get the Petermug. Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself.
by Uvulaboi November 23, 2021
Get the Peter Albertsonmug. Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015
Get the peter morrismug. 
A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.
The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.
by cosmic user December 9, 2019
Get the petermug. A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
Get the Geeter-petermug. a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.
john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?
billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!
billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!
by doc0824 November 19, 2013
Get the peter beachmug.