uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

uncle herman pants by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

meanie peanie pants

someone who’s a bit cheeky, ginger and australian

person 1 - you are a meanie peanie pants
person 2 - wowww okay

meanie peanie pants by yammypoos September 7, 2023

give-up-on-life pants 

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

give-up-on-life pants by Johnny sons October 7, 2023

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

holy shit i lost my pants by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

I want to shit my pants 

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

I want to shit my pants by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018

packing a soda can in his pants 

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

packing a soda can in his pants by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

mr. Dancy pants 

An animatronic from Five Nights at Freddys that the gamer Markiplier doesn’t want to piss off.

“I don’t want mr. dancy pants to be mad at me..”

mr. Dancy pants by J-hopes sprite 💜🙏 January 12, 2021