House Night Bro 

Basically, the definition for douchebag with House music in the background. It refers to an incident in Boston where a Techno promoter recommended a versatile DJ booking to a House promoter looking for DJs to play his night. The House promoter assumed the DJ would only play Techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: House night bro.
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."

"That guy squeezing those fake tits is a total house night bro."
"K-Fed looks housey."

House Night Bro by Eddie O. February 11, 2008

three night stand 

What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?

A three night stand, that's what.

three night stand by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Text Message One Night Stand 

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

Text Message One Night Stand by Leesydney November 17, 2010

trump in the night 

A politically motivated, outlandish decision.

The denial of press passes to CNN anchors is another crazy example of a trump in the night.

trump in the night by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018

In the night garden 

In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :

Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine

Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die

Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register

Other inhabitants of this strange land are :

The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome

Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children

Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill

Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm

Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid

The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful

Me : Have you seen in the night garden

PTSD survivor : what have you done

In the night garden by LincolnDaddy69420 May 23, 2019

Beer night 

Just a couple of guys, sitting about, having a few beers. Although the term beer night implies that this may only be one night a week in actual fact beer night is every night (much to the detriment of daves marriage)

Mon 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Tue 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Wed 5pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan, but shouldnt you spend time with the wife?"
Dave: "Nah man she'll be fine!"

Beer night by SSJ4_Macd November 14, 2007

One night limp 

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

One night limp by Mantaur January 4, 2010