Joshua Shane Marlin

A Marlin boy is a fun, loving, deeply caring, person who will set whatever it is aside to help his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend who knows who to treat his girlfriend with respect and is always honest to her. they walk by her side and always help her up when shes down Many people envy a Joshua Shane Marlin and wish they where ones main squeeze or that they could be as loved and respect as one. they're also very hard working and great cattlemen. they own little Angus bulls named Big Timer and drive really fast dodge pick-ups. If you roll with a Joshua Shane Marlin, then you're rollin with the best!

Joshua Shane Marlin is a muther fuckin bad ass nigga.

by country_bumpkin21 ;) February 5, 2010

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018