Northern Michigan University

Really Really Really Effing Cold.

DC:Where do you go to school? CT:Northern Michigan University! DC: WOW i hear it's cold there? CT: That is an understatement... In the coldest parts of winter I went to class and then 50 min later I was walking back to the dorms in three feet of snow ....

by Thomas, Chris July 20, 2006

Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.

Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*

by Cloud November 14, 2004

microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

Sarah Michelle Gellar

An amazingly gorgeous actress. She is cute, as well as pretty, and definitely SEXY. She is not the kind of girl you would jack off to. You would just want to hold her in your arms forever.

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar; I want to hold her like my teddy bear.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Gorgeously gorgeous

by TarkShark December 28, 2005

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005

Michael

Michael Might be the greatest person you will meet. He is nice and funny. Beware he might make you smile so much that your face will hurt. He has an awesome body... Play your cards right with Michael and he will use his Michael Magic to make you smile not matter what mood you are in. He can even make you want to drive all the way to NJ just to see him. He is Pretty Amazing..

"I need me some Michael"

by heymonday22 February 4, 2010