He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 13, 2022
Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 04, 2021
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
by HornyHogrider69 June 06, 2025
He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.
Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
by Isoncnss November 22, 2021
Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
Matthew means yes no maybe so
by Yuyuyy May 20, 2021