July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July 12

July 12 is a day you can kick people who’s name starts with k and ends in e

Todays July 12
What’s does that mean
You can kick any who’s name starts with k and ends in e

by h00ker July 11, 2021

July 32

Non-existent and 0% of it ever happening

Homie: so our dates on July 32nd
Thottie:sure :)
Thottie: august the 1st* oh???

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

Julie

Super manipulative and disrespectful people you can meet. She will get close to you and then talk to other people about you. Brunette, olive skin, stuck up and very bratty.

You: Stop being such a Julie!
Rude person: I can’t believe you would call me that if anything you are acting like a juile.

by Avacadalien51 November 23, 2023

July

The month where all the goddamn mosquitos and other insects fly into your house if your lights are on for 0.0003 seconds.

Person A: Oh fuck it's July, right?
Person B: Gotta make sure my windows are always closed

by lixlss June 29, 2020

Donna Jenny julie

Triangular assault squad usually concerns with running a smear campaign for capital gains

I don't want to run into Donna Jenny julie today

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022