Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

mud moth

A ugly girl who hangs around that you don't like and can't get to go away. She's ugly like mud and hovers around like moth around a bright light

That chicks such a mud moth I wiss she would piss off

by Chonggoman April 13, 2015

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016

mud-kini

A mud soaked bikini. Official uniform for hot chicks at a mud event.

We need a long weekend to get out of control, get a little dirty with some mud-kinis' and stripper poles.

by Kevin Buckley March 7, 2017

Mud Slide

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.

I just gave Parker the slickest mud slide ever!

by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019

Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.

After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023