holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

The Holy Hall

A large hall with so much echo, you'd think your standing dead-center in a church.

Guy 1: Wow, there's so much echo!

Guy 2: Are we standing in The Holy Hall?!

by Mario64Personalised June 17, 2022

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

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Take 10 Vitamin C Of Whatever Before Interpersonally Communicating With Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Holy Rizzler

The god of Gen alpha. According to Gen alpha religion, he will descend from heaven in the year 6969, and will grant everyone rizz.

Its 6969, so Holy Rizzler will Descend from heaven today

by Mr. Gen Alpha November 24, 2024

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023