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glovepoor

(adjective) The state of having so little money that one cannot afford to buy gloves.
The money was both nominal and yet crucial for a starving artist such as she, mere notches above fully glovepoor.”
by R. Jamie Langa May 12, 2023
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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
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Grave Dipper

When you put your nuts in a dead ladies mouth
While working grave shift at the morgue I couldn’t fight my urge to grave dipper her!
by Sewer Rat Stiven May 29, 2023
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Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
by latrelljennings June 4, 2023
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Government mind Control

Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit

but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles
by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023
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Gover

Gover is an arse hole and he stole my best mate
Nice one wcog now I don’t have my best mate I’ll jump off the white cliffs of gover
by Chickenwing3000 July 14, 2023
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Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!
by Yesca747 August 7, 2023
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