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golden rod 

1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube
1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
golden rod by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010
the opening of the urethra upon instantaneous commencement of urination. Most often female because the labia form resembles an eyelid and the pubes resemble funky lashes.
as she prepared to sit on my face, i thought all was weel and gooduntil i saw the dreaded golden eye!
goldeneye by argo 5 April 29, 2003

Goldberg 

An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?
Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out

Marisa: But I don't have one

G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
Goldberg by Sensational_Shirley January 17, 2009

Golden Hipster 

"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.
"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"
Golden Hipster by aaronglaser December 12, 2009

GoldenAge Superman 

A sex move in which the male lays on top and does a superman (which is when he puts up all his limbs and is laying only on his stomach, like the pose superman does when he's flying) and then he urinate in the recipent's vagina or anal region, depending on which side the male is on.
I can't believe you did a GoldenAge Superman with Julie! That must have been painful!

golden pillow

The act of peeing the bed, having a pillow come in contact with the pee, and then having your significant other sleep on that pillow.
Susan ate asparagus and golden pillowed me last night.