Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a
carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a
carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who
EAT carrots and ..
Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in
bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to
prude. Those are the kind of girls who
EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.