When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
Get the pump and dumpmug. by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024
Get the Park Dumpmug. by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022
Get the 8 day dumpmug. The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.
"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.
by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023
Get the Brain Dumpmug. When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.
David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
by GuarGuar February 1, 2025
Get the Time Dumpmug. The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.
by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018
Get the Pumping and dumpingmug. by Vickster September 15, 2021
Get the Dumpmug.