lynchburg college 

As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.

I went to Lynchburg College and it sucked ass.

lynchburg college by Cory McKay March 10, 2009

Boston College

A university that is mainly a wannabe college. Kids that go here are usually rejected from bigger name schools and end up here. Full of kids who think they are " hot" and " rich," both of which are as true as shit. If you go here you think you are cool but really its just your next best bet.

Crap I didn't get into Northwestern, I guess I'll go with all the other rejects to Boston College

Boston College by musicandhearts June 4, 2009

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Ahh Mount Saint Mary's, a mecca for the fake and lame individuals who really know how to get on your last nerve. The girls--tanning...anyone? or should i say everyone... by the way, your already fake baked body from the tanning salon reveals how attention starved all of you are, please.. put a shirt on for me.. thanks. a.k.a "Pearl Girl" becasue for some reason they think fake pearls are cool to wear. Dont be fooled if you see a pretty girl on campus, when she takes off that mask of makeup... youll see that beauty is not skin deep. Beware becasue they are sluts as well, I happen to know of one who has herpies, So be careful...i guess thats what happen when you fuck 8 guys one week. Oh, there is a wide epidemic effecting the mount females, they are all color blind... either that or they think the "pink" sweatpants that really rnt pink are super cool! sike... lame... Now for the complement of these fake whores, the boys-- alcoholics who spend their evening playing water pong trying to make it seem as if they are playing beer pong just to get Jesse Dorman the DA to come out... Wow, what simple minded creatures... impressive and moderatly entertianing...really... You would want to avoid Sheridan Hall at all coasts if your trying to get school work done becasue there are thousands of girls that run up and down the hallways screaming and singing "Im a Dancing Queen"... please.. ur fat... no one wants to see you dance. In additon to the dinosaur running down the hall, your fellow students are inconsiderate... they will blast thier music so it impeades your ability to function, oh wait.. whats that Im hearing right now.. EMO, i guess that paralells your insistant whining and bitching... Oh.. wait.. a rap song, please your white, turn it off. What it pretty much boils down to is that mommy and daddy arent here to whipe thier childrens asses so you will find yourself surrounded and suffocated by immaturity, lameness, excessive drinking which leads to puking passing out or just being loud beligerent and ANNOYING... geeze,learn how to hold your liquior because the god squad over at pang sounds alot better than the people Im living with. WARNING: MALE MOUNT STUDENT=RAPIST, cuz its cool to get girls drunk and have your way with them... talk about not being able to get any, do you feel big now? taking advantage?? your cool... SIKE. By the way, you wont get pregnant if your boyfriend fingers you... to all the lame people the individual who asked that question represents.. the Poster Child of Mt. St. Marys.... the little asian girl that runs around here.... Caution: if you ever chose to visit this campus.. bring one thing: MARIJUANA. To be able to tolerate the lameness that occurs throughout the day you will need plenty of pot, otherwise you'll probably hang yourself or gouge your eyes out becasue of the irony that exsists on this Catholic campus filled with the spawn of satan. Until Next Time: TaTa

Mt. St. Mary's University Students Are Lame!

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by wouldn'd you like to know :P April 12, 2005

barker college

A place where boys are sent to become homo men and like a good hot dicking.

Did you hear they sent spoory to barker college!!!! He's top of his class in hot dicking

barker college by swagwise gamgee October 29, 2015

Newstead college

The Tasmanian college for mentally and physically disabled students....Oh and a few normal ones.

Hey dude look at that retard he must be from newstead college.

Newstead college by Jerkin the Gherkin August 28, 2007

stockton college 

A dope college where all the fly honeys are grade A. 90% of the kids there smoke weed all day.l BOB throws the best parties, and all the bitches love em. They have some dope people, like kelsi girl, tiny girl and some kid with the last name Linwood.

Stockton college throws the illest parties

stockton college by infamouslegend November 14, 2010

Carthage College 

Small ass Lutheran college in middle of nowhere Kenosha, Wisconsin. Known by students for lack of social life and RA's who do to much. Don't plan on going there if you don't want to be known.

Joe: "Yo, I'm going to Carthage College next weekend!!"

Jess: "Why, to study?"

Carthage College by Rm. 111 May 24, 2012